Some of you may be familiar with the overheard-in-New-York quotes. I hear the best ones on the subway, but usually forget to write them down.
Here's a great one I heard in Brooklyn. I look forward to adding more as they come along. Feel free to submit one of your own!
Teenaged boy 1: My skateboard ain't got enough pop.
Teenaged boy 2: Yo, my skateboard tail got more pop than Beyonce's booty.